Friday, 3 June 2011

Intelligence Gone Nuts (and Cookies)

(Contents below are is just humor and intends no harm to any government agency, any independent entity or organization,country or race.)

Recently searching on web, I would see the most amusing thing (click here to check it out).The post saying Taliban's website got hacked by MI:6. They removed home-made bomb recipe with a Home-made cake recipe! and all the bakery stuff. Talk about Sugar Rush of Doom.When Nitroglycerin is replaced with one Kilograms of flour and 3 cups of sugar, you know that the Holy House of James Bond has gone nuts. Either it must be them watching 60 hours of subliminal children oriented TV shows or must an intelligence experiment gone wrong. Imagine James Bond eating chocolate cupcake with a hot chick in a donutmobile to save the world from Russian Dudes, (Btw, I have a good feeling, that after koreans,arabs and Russian, it's a high time for Pakistan to be a part of Hollywood, at least the rear end of it.) It's just beyond logic. Humor factor is lost in the process, assuming if that was the plan, Taliban won't find it funny, neither do I but for completely different reasons, Taliban will have to go through Multiple layers of chocolate brownies to put the bomb-site back-up. But I hate it because that not how these "Agencies Roll". Well, my creative thinking might be restricted to what we see in movies but everything in not what it seems. The truth might be that, MI:6 is owned by Willy Wonka with those small people working, (must be a geeky one them I assume who put cream cake on the web instead of Hand Grenade.)! After today's antics, My hypothesis might turn into a theory. Or maybe that's what they want us to think meanwhile, they do the same stuff as they do in the movies........ WELL PLAYED MI:6, at least you got me confused.



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